AIR ON A QUESTIONNAIRE
(I once found in my post a questionnaire from a research student at the University of Birmingham, seeking answers to questions I'd be almost too embarrassed to ask myself. Fortunately, people over a certain age were exempt from completing the form, so I was able to return it unblemished - apart from this accompanying ditty).
Dear Miss Anne Kolaszynka-Carr
I'd love to help you, but I fear
So I return your form, and here
But one advantage now I find
W. G. S