TRUSCOTT THE TWO-TOED SLOTH

Truscott is my two-toed sloth
And really rather slow;
You have to give him notice
When it's time for him to go.

But when we visit people
It's not easy to remember
If we're going there for Christmas
To remind him in September.

I'm afraid he's not too healthy,
And he wears a constant frown
'Cos he has a dreadful headache
From hanging upside down.

But I think I've solved the problem;
(It came to me one night).
We've sent him to Australia,
So now he'll be all right.

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