CHETWODE, MY CHAMELEON

It's hard to know for certain
What is Chetwode's actual colour,
On red, he looks quite brilliant;
On brown, a trifle duller.

But I once had an acquaintance
(I no longer call him friend)
Who put him on a tartan rug
And sent him round the bend.

So if you plan to get one
(The Zoo has lots and lots),
Just be careful where you put him
And keep him clear of Scots.

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